Pastable version of Exercise: Deaf Grandma

<pre class='prettyprint' language='ruby'>def granny_says(str)        
  str.each_byte do |byte|   
    print byte.chr           
    sleep 0.01
    STDOUT.flush             
  end
  puts                       
  STDOUT.flush
end

loop do
  granny_says(&quot;&lt;Intermediary&gt; Got a question for Granny? Make sure to&quot;      )
  granny_says(&quot;               input yo' question in all caps, or else&quot;      )
  granny_says(&quot;               granny       can't       hear      ya'!\n&quot;    )
  reply = gets.chomp
    if (reply == reply.upcase)
    random = rand(21) + 1930
    granny_says(&quot;\n&lt;Granny&gt;  No, not since #{random}! ... that's all the time&quot; )
    granny_says(&quot;          I've got, child!  Hasta  la-bye-bye,  baby!\n\n&quot;    )
    granny_says(&quot;&lt;Intermediary&gt; Granny's a bit hard of hearing today. I&quot;       )
    granny_says(&quot;               apologize.  Ya' may have to say \&quot;bye\&quot; a&quot;     )
    granny_says(&quot;               few times for  her  to understand y'are&quot;       )
    granny_says(&quot;               leaving, since it's rude to leave with-&quot;       )
    granny_says(&quot;               out biddin'  yo' adieus.   3 times just&quot;       )
    granny_says(&quot;               might   do   it!   In   a   row,  even!\n\n&quot;   )
      
goodbyes = 0

while goodbyes != 3
you_say = gets.chomp
  if (you_say == &quot;BYE&quot;)
    then goodbyes = goodbyes + 1
    else
      goodbyes = 0
    end
  if (goodbyes == 1)
    granny_says(&quot;\n&lt;Intermediary&gt; That's once!\n\n&quot;                   )
  elsif (goodbyes == 2)
    granny_says(&quot;\n&lt;Intermediary&gt; That's twice!\n\n&quot;                  )
  elsif (goodbyes == 3)
    granny_says(&quot;\n&lt;Intermediary&gt; That's thrice! That should do it!\n&quot;)
  else 
    granny_says(&quot;\n&lt;Intermediary&gt; That's either  not in caps,  not an adieu&quot;)
    granny_says(&quot;               or neither. How 'bout 'ya try that again?\n&quot;)
  end
end

granny_says(&quot;\n&lt;Granny&gt; I'm not dense, youngin'! I heard you the&quot;      )
        granny_says(&quot;         first time!  I... CAN... HEAR... JUST...&quot;        )
        granny_says(&quot;         FINE. The nerve of you, child!  I oughta&quot;        )
        granny_says(&quot;         bust      your          little      ass!\n\n&quot;    )
        granny_says(&quot;&lt;Intermediary&gt; Ya' sure did do a fine job of pissin'&quot;     )
        granny_says(&quot;               off yo' granny,  didn't  'ya?  If 'ya&quot;     )
        granny_says(&quot;               wanna talk with her again,   schedule&quot;     )
        granny_says(&quot;               an appointment  with  me  later on in&quot;     )
        granny_says(&quot;               in the week. Give  her  some  time to&quot;     )
        granny_says(&quot;               cool   off.   Talk    to   'ya  then!&quot;     )
    break
  else
    granny_says(&quot;\n&lt;Intermediary&gt; Granny can't hear 'ya! Wanna know why?&quot;   )
    granny_says(&quot;               'Cause that wasn't  in all caps,  yo'!&quot;     )
    granny_says(&quot;               So, I'll repeat what I said before ...\n\n&quot; )
  end
end</pre>
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