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Random sentence generator

#!/usr/bin/perl

use LWP::Simple;
$url = "http://suggestqueries.google.com/complete/search?output=firefox&qu=";
$word = $ARGV[0];
for (1..25) {
    $content = get($url . $word);
    @matches = $content =~ /\"([^\"]+\\s)(\\w+)\"/g;
    last if not @matches;
    $x = int(rand(@matches / 2));
    $line .= $matches[2 * $x];
    $word = $matches[2 * $x + 1];
}
print $line . "\n";

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James Smith

September 28, 2007, September 28, 2007 00:56, permalink

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This is a good example of using eval to evaluate the response from Google as in this
case JSON and perl arrays are represented in the same way! Also uses perl grep to
pick out the matches... I know I really like Perl regexps - but they are just not the
way to go to parse structured strings..!

#!/usr/bin/perl

use strict;
use LWP::Simple;
my $URL = 'http://suggestqueries.google.com/complete/search?output=firefox&qu=';
     # Returns a JSON array of arrays, just the same as a perl array of arrays!
my $word = $ARGV[0] || die "usage ./script.pl WORD\n";

for( 1..25 ) {
  my $results = eval get "$url$word";         # returns an arrayref - matches in [1]
  my @matches = grep { /\s/ } @{$r->[1]};     # grab only multi-word responses
  last unless @matches;                       # end if no multi-word answers
  $matches[@matches*rand] =~ /^(.*\s)(\w+)$/; # split off last word
  print $1;                                   # print out the first half of the match
  $word = $2;                                 # replace word with second half!
}
print "\n";

anus

September 28, 2007, September 28, 2007 02:21, permalink

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use LWP::Simple;
$word = $ARGV[0];
for (1..25) {
    $content = get("http://suggestqueries.google.com/complete/search?output=firefox&qu=" . $word);
    @matches = $content =~ /\"([^\"]+\\s)(\\w+)\"/g;
    last if not @matches;
    $x = int(rand(@matches / 2));
    print $matches[2 * $x];
    $word = $matches[2 * $x + 1];
}

Relipuj

September 28, 2007, September 28, 2007 03:46, permalink

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Your code doesnt work, so i'm not sure what you're trying to do...
If you give me some explanations, i could perhaps help more...

#!/usr/bin/perl

use LWP::UserAgent;
my $browser = LWP::UserAgent->new( agent => 'Mozilla' );        # Google needs a UserAgent header != LWP

my $url = 'http://suggestqueries.google.com/complete/search?output=firefox&qu=';

while (<DATA>) {
	chomp;
	my @matches;
	my $retries = 3;

	while ($retries) {
		my $response = $browser->get("$url$_");
		die $response->status_line unless $response->is_success;        # Error checking...

		my $content = $response->content;
		push @matches, $content =~ /"([^\"]+)"/g;        # Capture the strings between quotes (doesnt respect the google answer)
		shift @matches;
		last unless @matches;

		print "\n\n>>>>>> $url$_", "\n<<<<$content", "\n::", join ( " -- ", @matches );

		$_ = $matches[ int rand $#matches ];
		$retries--;
	} ## end while ($retries)
} ## end while (<DATA>)

__DATA__
angelina jolie
car
expert
flowers
perl
programmer

Marco Valtas

September 30, 2007, September 30, 2007 12:52, permalink

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As Relipuj I didn't know what is the specs you want. I've just made your code work cause your regular expression had a little problem.

My fix just fill up the "@matches" array with the words returned by google. First I remove "[","]" and ", then I split the line by ",". This a simple fix and is not a refactor, since refactor implies a working code to begin with.

#!/usr/bin/perl
use LWP::Simple;
$url = "http://suggestqueries.google.com/complete/search?output=firefox&qu=";
$word = $ARGV[0];
for (1..25) {
    $content = get($url . $word);
    $content =~ s/[\[|\]|"]//g;
    @matches = split(/,/,$content); 
    last if not @matches;
    $x = int(rand(@matches / 2));
    $line .= $matches[2 * $x];
    $word = $matches[2 * $x + 1];
}
print $line . "\n";

Andrew Moore

September 30, 2007, September 30, 2007 15:49, permalink

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strict, warnings, working regex, no eval, better variable names.
This could probably stand to have some documentation and some usage information to it.

#!/usr/bin/perl

use strict;
use warnings;

use LWP::Simple;

my $url = "http://suggestqueries.google.com/complete/search?output=firefox&qu=";
my $word = $ARGV[0];

my $wordcount = 25;
my @foundwords;

for ( 1..$wordcount ) {
    my $suggestedwords = get($url . $word);
    my @matches = $suggestedwords =~ /"([\w\s]+)"/xmg;
    shift @matches;  # the first match is the word that we passed in. shift it off.
    last if not @matches;
    my $randomindex = int( rand( scalar @matches ) );
    push @foundwords, $matches[ $randomindex ];
    $word = $matches[ ( $randomindex + 1 ) % ( scalar @matches )]; # the next one, wrapped.
}

print join( ' ', @foundwords ) . "\n";

TrendyWhistle

February 12, 2008, February 12, 2008 14:07, permalink

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<map name="map2">
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<tr>

  
  <td width="100%">
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<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
// The functions 'qrand' and 'qinit' below are my random number generator.
// You must call qinit() once at the beginning of your script's execution.
// Then call qrand(n) to generate a random number from 0 to n-1.

function qrand(n) {
  RandSeed = (RandMultiplier * RandSeed + RandIncrement) % 0x7fffffff
  return (RandSeed >> 16) % n
}


function qinit() {
  RandMultiplier = 0x015a4e35
  RandIncrement = 1


  // Initialize using the computer's date and time...
  var now = new Date()
  RandSeed = now.getTime() % 0xffffffff
  FirstSentence = 1
  FirstAmerica = 1
}


function GenRandomSentenceTemplate() {
  // code key:
  //    0 = lone noun
  //    1 = noun phrase
  //    2 = transitive verb phrase (present tense, singular, third person)
  //    3 = conjunction
  //    4 = intransitive verb phrase
  //    5 = transitive verb phrase (infinitive, singular)
  //    6 = adjective
  //    7 = adverb
  var w = ""
  var n = 17
  var r = qrand(n+5)
  if ( r > n )    w = "1 2 1."
  else if ( r == 1 )  w = "1 2 1, 3 1 2 1."
  else if ( r == 2 )  w = "When 1 4, 1 4."
  else if ( r == 3 )  w = "If 1 2 1, then 1 4."
  else if ( r == 4 )  w = "Sometimes 1 4, but 1 always 2 1!"
  else if ( r == 5 )  w = "Most people believe that 1 2 1, but they need to remember how 7 1 4."
  else if ( r == 6 ) {
    if ( FirstAmerica ) {
      FirstAmerica = 0
      w = "1, 1, and 1 are what made America great!"
    } else {
      w = "1 2 1."
    }
  }
  else if ( r == 7 )  w = "1 4, 3 1 2 1."
  else if ( r == 8 )  w = "Now and then, 1 2 1."
  else if ( r == 9 )  w = "1 4, and 1 4; however, 1 2 1."
  else if ( r == 10 ) {
    if ( FirstSentence ) {
      w = "1 2 1."
    } else {
      w = "Indeed, 1 2 1."
    }
  }
  else if ( r == 11 ) {
    if ( FirstSentence ) {
      w = "1 2 1."
    } else {
      w = "Furthermore, 1 4, and 1 2 1."
    }
  }
  else if ( r == 12 ) {
    if ( FirstSentence ) {
      w = "1 2 1."
    } else {
      w = "For example, 1 indicates that 1 2 1."
    }
  }
  else if ( r == 13 ) w = "When you see 1, it means that 1 4."
  else if ( r == 14 ) w = "Any 0 can 5 1, but it takes a real 0 to 5 1."
  else if ( r == 15 ) w = "1 is 6."
  else if ( r == 16 ) w = "When 1 is 6, 1 2 1."
  FirstSentence = 0
  return w
}



function GenNoun() {
  var n = 130
  var r = qrand(n)
  if ( r == PrevNoun ) {
    r = qrand(n)
  }
  PrevNoun = r
  var w = ""
  if ( r == 0 )   w = "cocker spaniel"
  else if ( r == 1 )  w = "roller coaster"
  else if ( r == 2 )  w = "abstraction"
  else if ( r == 3 )  w = "pine cone"
  else if ( r == 4 )  w = "microscope"
  else if ( r == 5 )  w = "bottle of beer"
  else if ( r == 6 )  w = "bowling ball"
  else if ( r == 7 )  w = "grain of sand"
  else if ( r == 8 )  w = "wheelbarrow"
  else if ( r == 9 )  w = "pork chop"
  else if ( r == 10 ) w = "bullfrog"
  else if ( r == 11 ) w = "squid"
  else if ( r == 12 ) w = "tripod"
  else if ( r == 13 ) w = "girl scout"
  else if ( r == 14 ) w = "light bulb"
  else if ( r == 15 ) w = "hole puncher"
  else if ( r == 16 ) w = "carpet tack"
  else if ( r == 17 ) w = "submarine"
  else if ( r == 18 ) w = "diskette"
  else if ( r == 19 ) w = "tape recorder"
  else if ( r == 20 ) w = "anomaly"
  else if ( r == 21 ) w = "insurance agent"
  else if ( r == 22 ) w = "mortician"
  else if ( r == 23 ) w = "fire hydrant"
  else if ( r == 24 ) w = "photon"
  else if ( r == 25 ) w = "line dancer"
  else if ( r == 26 ) w = "paper napkin"
  else if ( r == 27 ) w = "stovepipe"
  else if ( r == 28 ) w = "graduated cylinder"
  else if ( r == 29 ) w = "hydrogen atom"
  else if ( r == 30 ) w = "garbage can"
  else if ( r == 31 ) w = "reactor"
  else if ( r == 32 ) w = "power drill"
  else if ( r == 33 ) w = "scooby snack"
  else if ( r == 34 ) w = "freight train"
  else if ( r == 35 ) w = "ocean"
  else if ( r == 36 ) w = "bartender"
  else if ( r == 37 ) w = "senator"
  else if ( r == 38 ) w = "mating ritual"
  else if ( r == 39 ) w = "briar patch"
  else if ( r == 40 ) w = "jersey cow"
  else if ( r == 41 ) w = "chain saw"
  else if ( r == 42 ) w = "prime minister"
  else if ( r == 43 ) w = "cargo bay"
  else if ( r == 44 ) w = "buzzard"
  else if ( r == 45 ) w = "polar bear"
  else if ( r == 46 ) w = "tomato"
  else if ( r == 47 ) w = "razor blade"
  else if ( r == 48 ) w = "ball bearing"
  else if ( r == 49 ) w = "fighter pilot"
  else if ( r == 50 ) w = "support group"
  else if ( r == 51 ) w = "fundraiser"
  else if ( r == 52 ) w = "cowboy"
  else if ( r == 53 ) w = "football team"
  else if ( r == 54 ) w = "cab driver"
  else if ( r == 55 ) w = "nation"
  else if ( r == 56 ) w = "ski lodge"
  else if ( r == 57 ) w = "mastadon"
  else if ( r == 58 ) w = "recliner"
  else if ( r == 59 ) w = "minivan"
  else if ( r == 60 ) w = "deficit"
  else if ( r == 61 ) w = "food stamp"
  else if ( r == 62 ) w = "wedding dress"
  else if ( r == 63 ) w = "fairy"
  else if ( r == 64 ) w = "globule"
  else if ( r == 65 ) w = "movie theater"
  else if ( r == 66 ) w = "tornado"
  else if ( r == 67 ) w = "rattlesnake"
  else if ( r == 68 ) w = "CEO"
  else if ( r == 69 ) w = "corporation"
  else if ( r == 70 ) w = "plaintiff"
  else if ( r == 71 ) w = "class action suit"
  else if ( r == 72 ) w = "judge"
  else if ( r == 73 ) w = "defendant"
  else if ( r == 74 ) w = "dust bunny"
  else if ( r == 75 ) w = "vacuum cleaner"
  else if ( r == 76 ) w = "lover"
  else if ( r == 77 ) w = "sandwich"
  else if ( r == 78 ) w = "hockey player"
  else if ( r == 79 ) w = "avocado pit"
  else if ( r == 80 ) w = "fruit cake"
  else if ( r == 81 ) w = "turkey"
  else if ( r == 82 ) w = "sheriff"
  else if ( r == 83 ) w = "apartment building"
  else if ( r == 84 ) w = "industrial complex"
  else if ( r == 85 ) w = "inferiority complex"
  else if ( r == 86 ) w = "salad dressing"
  else if ( r == 87 ) w = "short order cook"
  else if ( r == 88 ) w = "pig pen"
  else if ( r == 89 ) w = "grand piano"
  else if ( r == 90 ) w = "tuba player"
  else if ( r == 91 ) w = "traffic light"
  else if ( r == 92 ) w = "turn signal"
  else if ( r == 93 ) w = "paycheck"
  else if ( r == 94 ) w = "blood clot"
  else if ( r == 95 ) w = "earring"
  else if ( r == 96 ) w = "blithe spirit"
  else if ( r == 97 ) w = "customer"
  else if ( r == 98 ) w = "warranty"
  else if ( r == 99 ) w = "grizzly bear"
  else if ( r == 100 )  w = "cyprus mulch"
  else if ( r == 101 )  w = "pit viper"
  else if ( r == 102 )  w = "crank case"
  else if ( r == 103 )  w = "oil filter"
  else if ( r == 104 )  w = "steam engine"
  else if ( r == 105 )  w = "chestnut"
  else if ( r == 106 )  w = "chess board"
  else if ( r == 107 )  w = "pickup truck"
  else if ( r == 108 )  w = "cheese wheel"
  else if ( r == 109 )  w = "eggplant"
  else if ( r == 110 )  w = "umbrella"
  else if ( r == 111 )  w = "skyscraper"
  else if ( r == 112 )  w = "dolphin"
  else if ( r == 113 )  w = "asteroid"
  else if ( r == 114 )  w = "parking lot"
  else if ( r == 115 )  w = "demon"
  else if ( r == 116 )  w = "tabloid"
  else if ( r == 117 )  w = "particle accelerator"
  else if ( r == 118 )  w = "cloud formation"
  else if ( r == 119 )  w = "cashier"
  else if ( r == 120 )  w = "burglar"
  else if ( r == 121 )  w = "spider"
  else if ( r == 122 )  w = "cough syrup"
  else if ( r == 123 )  w = "satellite"
  else if ( r == 124 )  w = "scythe"
  else if ( r == 125 )  w = "canyon"
  else if ( r == 126 )  w = "polygon"
  else if ( r == 127 )  w = "crane"
  else if ( r == 128 )  w = "wedge"
  else if ( r == 129 )  w = "fraction"
  else if ( r == 130 )  w = "BrutalCarpet"
  else if ( r == 131 )  w = "TrendyWhistle"
  else if ( r == 132 )  w = "Bezner"
  else if ( r == 133 )  w = "Jared"
  else if ( r == 134 )  w = "Wesley"
  else if ( r == 135 )  w = "Your Mom"
  else if ( r == 136 )  w = "Motiki"
  return w
}



function GenPreposition() {
  var n = 14
  var r = qrand(n)
  var w = ""
  if ( r == 0 )   w = "of"
  else if ( r == 1 )  w = "from"
  else if ( r == 2 )  w = "near"
  else if ( r == 3 )  w = "about"
  else if ( r == 4 )  w = "around"
  else if ( r == 5 )  w = "for"
  else if ( r == 6 )  w = "toward"
  else if ( r == 7 )  w = "over"
  else if ( r == 8 )  w = "behind"
  else if ( r == 9 )  w = "beyond"
  else if ( r == 10 ) w = "related to"
  else if ( r == 11 ) w = "defined by"
  else if ( r == 12 ) w = "inside"
  else if ( r == 13 ) w = "living with"
  return w
}



function GenNounPhrase(depth) {
  var phraseKind = qrand(3)
  var s = ""
  if ( phraseKind == 0 || depth>0 ) {
    s = GenNoun()
  } else if ( phraseKind == 1 ) {
    s = GenAdjective() + " " + GenNoun()
  } else if ( phraseKind == 2 ) {
    s = GenNoun() + " " + GenPreposition() + " " + GenNounPhrase(depth+1)
  }
  var r = qrand(100)
  if ( r < 30 ) {
    s = "the " + s
  } else if ( r < 35 ) {
    s = "another " + s
  } else if ( r < 40 ) {
    s = "some " + s
  } else {
    var c = s.substring(0,1).toLowerCase()
    if ( (s.substring(0,8) != "Eurasian") &&
                 (c=='a' || c=='e' || c=='i' || c=='o' || c=='u') ) {
      s = "an " + s
    } else {
      s = "a " + s
    }
  }
  return s
}



function GenAdverb() {
  var n = 28
  var r = qrand(n)
  if ( r == PrevAdverb ) {
    r = qrand(n)
  }
  PrevAdverb = r
  var s = ""
  if ( r == 0 )   s = "knowingly"
  else if ( r == 1 )  s = "slyly"
  else if ( r == 2 )  s = "greedily"
  else if ( r == 3 )  s = "hesitantly"
  else if ( r == 4 )  s = "secretly"
  else if ( r == 5 )  s = "carelessly"
  else if ( r == 6 )  s = "thoroughly"
  else if ( r == 7 )  s = "barely"
  else if ( r == 8 )  s = "ridiculously"
  else if ( r == 9 )  s = "non-chalantly"
  else if ( r == 10 ) s = "hardly"
  else if ( r == 11 ) s = "eagerly"
  else if ( r == 12 ) s = "feverishly"
  else if ( r == 13 ) s = "lazily"
  else if ( r == 14 ) s = "inexorably"
  else if ( r == 15 ) s = "accurately"
  else if ( r == 16 ) s = "accidentally"
  else if ( r == 17 ) s = "completely"
  else if ( r == 18 ) s = "usually"
  else if ( r == 19 ) s = "single-handledly"
  else if ( r == 20 ) s = "underhandedly"
  else if ( r == 21 ) s = "almost"
  else if ( r == 22 ) s = "wisely"
  else if ( r == 23 ) s = "ostensibly"
  else if ( r == 24 ) s = "somewhat"
  else if ( r == 25 ) s = "overwhelmingly"
  else if ( r == 26 ) s = "seldom"
  else if ( r == 27 ) s = "often"
  return s
}



function GenAdjective() {
  var n = 105
  var r = qrand(n)
  if ( r == PrevAdjective ) {
    r = qrand(n)
  }
  PrevAdjective = r
  var w = ""
  if ( r == 0 )   w = "slow"
  else if ( r == 1 )  w = "surly"
  else if ( r == 2 )  w = "gentle"
  else if ( r == 3 )  w = "optimal"
  else if ( r == 4 )  w = "treacherous"
  else if ( r == 5 )  w = "loyal"
  else if ( r == 6 )  w = "smelly"
  else if ( r == 7 )  w = "ravishing"
  else if ( r == 8 )  w = "annoying"
  else if ( r == 9 )  w = "burly"
  else if ( r == 10 ) w = "raspy"
  else if ( r == 11 ) w = "moldy"
  else if ( r == 12 ) w = "blotched"
  else if ( r == 13 ) w = "federal"
  else if ( r == 14 ) w = "phony"
  else if ( r == 15 ) w = "magnificent"
  else if ( r == 16 ) w = "alleged"
  else if ( r == 17 ) w = "crispy"
  else if ( r == 18 ) w = "gratifying"
  else if ( r == 19 ) w = "elusive"
  else if ( r == 20 ) w = "revered"
  else if ( r == 21 ) w = "spartan"
  else if ( r == 22 ) w = "righteous"
  else if ( r == 23 ) w = "mysterious"
  else if ( r == 24 ) w = "worldly"
  else if ( r == 25 ) w = "cosmopolitan"
  else if ( r == 26 ) w = "college-educated"
  else if ( r == 27 ) w = "bohemian"
  else if ( r == 28 ) w = "statesmanlike"
  else if ( r == 29 ) w = "stoic"
  else if ( r == 30 ) w = "hypnotic"
  else if ( r == 31 ) w = "dirt-encrusted"
  else if ( r == 32 ) w = "purple"
  else if ( r == 33 ) w = "infected"
  else if ( r == 34 ) w = "shabby"
  else if ( r == 35 ) w = "tattered"
  else if ( r == 36 ) w = "South American"
  else if ( r == 37 ) w = "Alaskan"
  else if ( r == 38 ) w = "overripe"
  else if ( r == 39 ) w = "self-loathing"
  else if ( r == 40 ) w = "frustrating"
  else if ( r == 41 ) w = "rude"
  else if ( r == 42 ) w = "pompous"
  else if ( r == 43 ) w = "impromptu"
  else if ( r == 44 ) w = "makeshift"
  else if ( r == 45 ) w = "so-called"
  else if ( r == 46 ) w = "proverbial"
  else if ( r == 47 ) w = "molten"
  else if ( r == 48 ) w = "wrinkled"
  else if ( r == 49 ) w = "psychotic"
  else if ( r == 50 ) w = "foreign"
  else if ( r == 51 ) w = "familiar"
  else if ( r == 52 ) w = "pathetic"
  else if ( r == 53 ) w = "precise"
  else if ( r == 54 ) w = "moronic"
  else if ( r == 55 ) w = "polka-dotted"
  else if ( r == 56 ) w = "varigated"
  else if ( r == 57 ) w = "mean-spirited"
  else if ( r == 58 ) w = "false"
  else if ( r == 59 ) w = "linguistic"
  else if ( r == 60 ) w = "temporal"
  else if ( r == 61 ) w = "fractured"
  else if ( r == 62 ) w = "dreamlike"
  else if ( r == 63 ) w = "imaginative"
  else if ( r == 64 ) w = "cantankerous"
  else if ( r == 65 ) w = "obsequious"
  else if ( r == 66 ) w = "twisted"
  else if ( r == 67 ) w = "load bearing"
  else if ( r == 68 ) w = "orbiting"
  else if ( r == 69 ) w = "radioactive"
  else if ( r == 70 ) w = "unstable"
  else if ( r == 71 ) w = "outer"
  else if ( r == 72 ) w = "nearest"
  else if ( r == 73 ) w = "most difficult"
  else if ( r == 74 ) w = "Eurasian"
  else if ( r == 75 ) w = "hairy"
  else if ( r == 76 ) w = "flabby"
  else if ( r == 77 ) w = "soggy"
  else if ( r == 78 ) w = "muddy"
  else if ( r == 79 ) w = "salty"
  else if ( r == 80 ) w = "highly paid"
  else if ( r == 81 ) w = "greasy"
  else if ( r == 82 ) w = "fried"
  else if ( r == 83 ) w = "frozen"
  else if ( r == 84 ) w = "boiled"
  else if ( r == 85 ) w = "incinerated"
  else if ( r == 86 ) w = "vaporized"
  else if ( r == 87 ) w = "nuclear"
  else if ( r == 88 ) w = "paternal"
  else if ( r == 89 ) w = "childlike"
  else if ( r == 90 ) w = "feline"
  else if ( r == 91 ) w = "fat"
  else if ( r == 92 ) w = "skinny"
  else if ( r == 93 ) w = "green"
  else if ( r == 94 ) w = "financial"
  else if ( r == 95 ) w = "frightened"
  else if ( r == 96 ) w = "fashionable"
  else if ( r == 97 ) w = "resplendent"
  else if ( r == 98 ) w = "flatulent"
  else if ( r == 99 ) w = "mitochondrial"
  else if ( r == 100 )  w = "overpriced"
  else if ( r == 101 )  w = "snooty"
  else if ( r == 102 )  w = "self-actualized"
  else if ( r == 103 )  w = "miserly"
  else if ( r == 104 )  w = "geosynchronous"


  if ( qrand(10) > 7 ) {
    w = GenAdverb() + " " + w
  }


  return w
}


// 'tense' is one of the following:
//  0 = infinitive
//  1 = present tense, third person singular
function GenTransitiveVerbPhrase(tense) {
  var n = 56
  var r = qrand(n)
  if ( r == PrevTransitiveVerb ) {
    r = qrand(n)
  }
  PrevTransitiveVerb = r
  var s = ""
  if ( r == 0 )   s = "eat$"
  else if ( r == 1 )  s = "conquer$"
  else if ( r == 2 )  s = "figure$ out"
  else if ( r == 3 )  s = "know$"
  else if ( r == 4 )  s = "teach*"
  else if ( r == 5 )  s = "require$ assistance from"
  else if ( r == 6 )  s = "pour$ freezing cold water on"
  else if ( r == 7 )  s = "find$ lice on"
  else if ( r == 8 )  s = "seek$"
  else if ( r == 9 )  s = "ignore$"
  else if ( r == 10 ) s = "dance$ with"
  else if ( r == 11 ) s = "recognize$"
  else if ( r == 12 ) s = "compete$ with"
  else if ( r == 13 ) s = "reach* an understanding with"
  else if ( r == 14 ) s = "negotiate$ a prenuptial agreement with"
  else if ( r == 15 ) s = "assimilate$"
  else if ( r == 16 ) s = "bestow$ great honor upon"
  else if ( r == 17 ) s = "derive$ perverse satisfaction from"
  else if ( r == 18 ) s = "steal$ pencils from"
  else if ( r == 19 ) s = "tr& to seduce"
  else if ( r == 20 ) s = "go* deep sea fishing with"
  else if ( r == 21 ) s = "find$ subtle faults with"
  else if ( r == 22 ) s = "laugh$ and drink$ all night with"
  else if ( r == 23 ) s = "befriend$"
  else if ( r == 24 ) s = "make$ a truce with"
  else if ( r == 25 ) s = "give$ secret financial aid to"
  else if ( r == 26 ) s = "brainwash*"
  else if ( r == 27 ) s = "trade$ baseball cards with"
  else if ( r == 28 ) s = "sell$ " + GenNounPhrase(0) + " to"
  else if ( r == 29 ) s = "caricature$"
  else if ( r == 30 ) s = "sanitize$"
  else if ( r == 31 ) s = "satiate$"
  else if ( r == 32 ) s = "organize$"
  else if ( r == 33 ) s = "graduate$ from"
  else if ( r == 34 ) s = "give$ lectures on morality to"
  else if ( r == 35 ) s = "^ a change of heart about"
  else if ( r == 36 ) s = "play$ pinochle with"
  else if ( r == 37 ) s = "give$ a pink slip to"
  else if ( r == 38 ) s = "share$ a shower with"
  else if ( r == 39 ) s = "buy$ an expensive gift for"
  else if ( r == 40 ) s = "cook$ cheese grits for"
  else if ( r == 41 ) s = "take$ a peek at"
  else if ( r == 42 ) s = "pee$ on"
  else if ( r == 43 ) s = "write$ a love letter to"
  else if ( r == 44 ) s = "fall$ in love with"
  else if ( r == 45 ) s = "avoid$ contact with"
  else if ( r == 46 ) s = ") a big fan of"
  else if ( r == 47 ) s = "secretly admire$"
  else if ( r == 48 ) s = "borrow$ money from"
  else if ( r == 49 ) s = "operate$ a small fruit stand with"
  else if ( r == 50 ) s = "throw$ " + GenNounPhrase(0) + " at"
  else if ( r == 51 ) s = "bur&"
  else if ( r == 52 ) s = "can be kind to"
  else if ( r == 53 ) s = "learn$ a hard lesson from"
  else if ( r == 54 ) s = "plan$ an escape from " + GenNounPhrase(0)
  else if ( r == 55 ) s = "make$ love to"
  else if ( r == 56 ) s = "sodomised"


  vt = ""
  var i
  for (i=0; i<s.length; i++ ) {
    var c = s.substring(i,i+1)
    var w = c
    if ( c == '$' ) {
      if ( tense == 0 )   w = ""
      else if ( tense == 1 )  w = "s"
    }
    else if ( c == '*' ) {
      if ( tense == 0 )   w = ""
      else if ( tense == 1 )  w = "es"
    }
    else if ( c == ')' ) {
      if ( tense == 0 )   w = "be"
      else if ( tense == 1 )  w = "is"
    }
    else if ( c == '^' ) {
      if ( tense == 0 )   w = "have"
      else if ( tense == 1 )  w = "has"
    }
    else if ( c == '&' ) {
      if ( tense == 0 )   w = "y"
      else if ( tense == 1 )  w = "ies"
    }
    vt += w
  }


  if ( qrand(10) < 3 ) {
    vt = GenAdverb() + " " + vt
  }


  return vt
}



function GenIntransitiveVerbPhrase() {
  var n = 28
  var r = qrand(n)
  if ( r == PrevIntransitiveVerb ) {
    r = qrand(n)
  }
  PrevIntransitiveVerb = r
  var s = ""
  if ( r == 0 )   s = "leaves"
  else if ( r == 1 )  s = "goes to sleep"
  else if ( r == 2 )  s = "takes a coffee break"
  else if ( r == 3 )  s = "hibernates"
  else if ( r == 4 )  s = "reads a magazine"
  else if ( r == 5 )  s = "self-flagellates"
  else if ( r == 6 )  s = "meditates"
  else if ( r == 7 )  s = "starts reminiscing about lost glory"
  else if ( r == 8 )  s = "flies into a rage"
  else if ( r == 9 )  s = "earns frequent flier miles"
  else if ( r == 10 ) s = "sweeps the floor"
  else if ( r == 11 ) s = "feels nagging remorse"
  else if ( r == 12 ) s = "returns home"
  else if ( r == 13 ) s = "rejoices"
  else if ( r == 14 ) s = "prays"
  else if ( r == 15 ) s = "procrastinates"
  else if ( r == 16 ) s = "daydreams"
  else if ( r == 17 ) s = "ceases to exist"
  else if ( r == 18 ) s = "hides"
  else if ( r == 19 ) s = "panics"
  else if ( r == 20 ) s = "beams with joy"
  else if ( r == 21 ) s = "laughs out loud"
  else if ( r == 22 ) s = "gets stinking drunk"
  else if ( r == 23 ) s = "wakes up"
  else if ( r == 24 ) s = "hesitates"
  else if ( r == 25 ) s = "trembles"
  else if ( r == 26 ) s = "ruminates"
  else if ( r == 27 ) s = "dies"
  return s
}



function GenConjunction() {
  var n = 4
  var r = qrand(n)
  var s = ""
  if ( r == 0 )   s = "and"
  else if ( r == 1 )  s = "or"
  else if ( r == 2 )  s = "but"
  else if ( r == 3 )  s = "because"
  return s
}



function CapFirst(s) {
  return s.substring(0,1).toUpperCase() + s.substring(1,s.length)
}



function GenRandomSentence() {
  var stemp = GenRandomSentenceTemplate()
  var i
  var s = ""
  for ( i=0; i<stemp.length; i++ ) {
    var c = stemp.substring(i,i+1)
    var w = ""
    if      ( c == '0' )  w = GenNoun()
    else if ( c == '1' )  w = GenNounPhrase(0)
    else if ( c == '2' )  w = GenTransitiveVerbPhrase(1)
    else if ( c == '3' )  w = GenConjunction()
    else if ( c == '4' )  w = GenIntransitiveVerbPhrase()
    else if ( c == '5' )  w = GenTransitiveVerbPhrase(0)
    else if ( c == '6' )  w = GenAdjective()
    else if ( c == '7' )  w = GenAdverb()
    else        w = c
    s += w
  }
  return CapFirst(s)
}


// -->
</script>


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<h2></h2>

<table border="3" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10" width="100%" background="/img/Paper.jpg"><tr><td><br/><font face="Verdana">

<script language="JavaScript"> <!--
qinit() // This initializes the random number generator

// The following are used to greatly reduce the incidence of
// repeated words in a sentence...
PrevNoun = -1
PrevTransitiveVerb = -1
PrevIntransitiveVerb = -1
PrevAdjective = -1
PrevAdverb = -1

document.write ( "<h2>", CapFirst(GenNounPhrase(0)), "</h2>" )
for ( i=0; i<5; i++ ) {
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  }

for ( j=0; j<3; j++ ) {
  document.write ( "<h2><br></h2>" )
  for ( i=0; i<5; i++ ) {
    document.write ( GenRandomSentence(), " " )
    }
  }

document.write ( "<h2><br></h2>" )
for ( i=0; i<5; i++ ) {
  document.write ( GenRandomSentence(), " " )
  }
// -->
</script>
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